This is not your Mom's blog Pt. 3

Before we get down to business, I need to address a few more things. After reading the previous two posts you may be thinking, “Maybe I don’t want to get myself into this.” Well, you are probably right.

Before you make the decision to never read from this wealth of knowledge again, let me clear up the misconceptions that may have already crept into your eager minds.

1) We do not condone slavery. The slaves that prepare the feast aren’t really slaves…we are just unpaid individuals who, with blood, sweat, and tears, put forth their best effort to provide a service that most people should and would receive compensation for.

2) We still love our mothers and their blogs. Whether we love your mothers and their blogs is yet to be determined.

3) If your fingers turn blue from commenting, please see a doctor…or lick them. You may have just mistaken your fingers to be Otter Pops, which would be quite a delicious surprise for you. I can’t think of anything else that could be misconstrued as a blue finger, so if the Otter Pop theory is wrong, you may need new eyeballs.

4) Michael Low is the standard of excellence in our lives.

Sometimes we like to get caught up in the details of life. While this can be dangerous, it can also make things more fun for us. Warning: If you decide to set a picture of your foot as your Facebook profile picture, it is not beyond us to wonder if this is actually your face. Just as we get caught up in things, feel free to get caught up in whatever you like about our postings. Maybe, just maybe you do want to get yourself into this.

Your amigo,

Chris