This is not your Mom's blog

If you are looking for quaint backgrounds, obese infants, or Target's most recent collection of kitchen rugs; I'm afraid you ought to close this browser immediately. Since this blog was never intended to be read by the masses, it won't hurt our feelers. Besides, the true purpose of this blog (which will be discovered as it unravels) would probably have failed if at some point you don't feel just a wee bit squeamish.

If you are reading because you are being threatened (I know some of our authors can be quite physically imposing) or because you are trapped in a prison cell with only this blog and Stephanie Myer's literature to read, feel free to pass off any of those uncomfortable feelings on indigestion. If you wait long enough, a long list of distinguished people (see 2 Nephi 26:11) have promised you that fortunately, it will pass!

If you are reading because you heard on CNN that Obama follows our blog, we are severely disappointed in you. If that guy is beating you to finding good stuff, I imagine you are missing out on a lot.

If you are reading because you are willing to resort to literally anything for some kind of contact with Michael Low, we don't blame you. If you don't know who he is, we apologize that you are now cognizant of a gaping hole in your heart and life. Unfortunately, we have yet to find a way to fix that..other than spending copious amount of time with the aforementioned individual.

Whatever has brought you to the table for this communal feast of knowledge, it will likely determine what you take away.

Remember, not unlike the feasts at Hogwarts, the food provided here will seem to magically appear before you. However, there are still little slaves who put plenty of time into making it delicious.

Only the best for you..

Tua Amicum,

Dan